Thursday, February 18, 2016
Just My Opinion
OK, I am just going to come right out and say it. Am I the only one that thinks that the center of a tulip is a distinct replication of a man's penis? I do enjoy watching the colors becoming richer, the veins become more distinct, but what really hit's me is that resemblance to a man's junk or schlong, or whatever you may want to label it. And btw there is a website that gives 174 different ways to identify "penis". And no, I will not give you the link. And no, I have not seen one lately, needless to say, But not seeing one in recent times does not dim my recollection.
And no, this will not be added to the 73 things that make me happy. Altho having one more dive into lust-filled sex wouldn't be beyond a wish list. People, I have no idea where this is coming from. I think it all must be related to this growing older thing and realizing that some things are not ever going to happen again. I'm just speakin' the truth, nothing but the truth.
I was going to write a little about Lent here, but I think it is unappropriate to speak of good practices during Lent and my "preoccupation" with the center of a tulip in the same post. Look for it later.
A couple of happy things....
29. Butter (not margarine) real butter.
30. Elastic waist pants that don't look like sweat pants. Comfort and style.
31. Sweet cream in my coffee.
32. Finding an old love letter from my sweetie on the floor in the closet.
Happy Thursday, off to bookclub this evening with the book, "The Love Song of Miss Queenie Hennessy". Read it, you'll like it.
Until next time....